搞笑情诗一首(男女对白)

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男女对白,搞笑情诗一首 -- BY D.QU
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一.男方对白:
1.简化白话版:
电你你不睬,思你你悠哉 ,梦你你何在?离你你方来.
2.白话版:
你说你爱我,但我写信给你时,你却不理睬 ;
你说你爱我,但我在单思你时,你却悠然自在 ;
你说你爱我,但我在睡梦中思念你时,你人何在 ?
你说你爱我,当我离你而去时,为何你方姗姗迟来 ?
3.中译英版:
You say that you love me, when I write to you, but you do not ignore;
You say that you love me, when I miss you, but you are at ease;
You say that you love me, when I miss you in my sleep, where  you are?
You say that you love me, when I leave you, why you just slowly late?  
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二.女方对白 :
1.简化白话版:
慕你你独彩,念你你吃斋, 梦你你哪在? 弃你你却赖.
2.白话版:
你说你爱我,但我发信给你时,你却在女孩那边大放光彩 ;
你说你爱我,但我在想念你时,你却在那边念佛吃斋 ;
你说你爱我,但我在晚上时想你时,你人哪在 ?
你说你爱我,当我离你而去时,为何你还赖 ?
3.中译英版:
You say that you love me, when I write to you, but you are shine in the side of girls;
You say that you love me, when I miss you, but you are vegetarian and Buddhist sutras in the side;           
You say that you love me, when I fancy you at night, where you are?
You say that you love me, when I leave you, why you said I was wrong?



D.QU 2013.12.25 IN PARIS


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